Some things are only able to be said to friends.
Luckily I have a few select friends.
Comments like “I may need to sell my soul or a kidney to pay for that. Hang on, Miss Bee sucked out my soul like a dementor. I guess it’s my kidney then”.
“Is chocolate a cure for a crappy day with a sick kid? If one piece doesn’t cure it I’ll have to keep going just to improve my odds”.